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stupid things we (and our partners) say

this is roughly in chronological order (topmost entry is most recent)

*looking at a bug on a newspaper* what kinda buge is that…?
Mae, dog, one of our partners

it’s a newspaper, honey

(video) "Do you know the difference between Holographic sights and Red Dot sights?"
Mae, dog, one of our partners

uh, holographic sights...
Wynd, local wolf with a skull mask

yes!

yeah, it's a wharf-
Mae, dog, one of our partners

Don't woof at me.
Wynd, local wolf with a skull mask

STONE.

references in Severance™️? Yeah.... it's called Having A Job.

When are you... when...? When are. You. Make ONE letter on your website in Papyrus font

Go download the Steam™️ Mobile App™️
Ruby, local borzoi

,,,,,but there's like,,,,,,,, Butteeeeeeerrrr,,,,, on the Computeeeeeerrrr,,,

*gets a town blown up* ehrm.... this is awkward :4

what's it called?
Ruby, local borzoi

tuesday

I NEED A PHOTO OF SAM REICH R̶͋̒Ì̴͂Ğ̸̂H̵͊̌T̷̑̚ ̷̢̕T̵͛HE FŰ̈́C̷̉͒K̴̂̈́ ̷̒́N̶͊̈́OW

CURSE OF BALATRO ♡■¿■♡●◇♤♧◇♤♡■♡■◇♤◇■♡■◇♤

hi,,, sorry you might've heard me upside-down,, my microphone flipped,,,

what does it look like underwater? ...It doesn't.

*several seconds of silence after accidentally googling "elk"*

if you think about it...... Nope, I forgot.

tobacco references? oh no, puppy, you can't watch this!
Biscuit, local puppy

yeah,,,,, i'm gonna start smoking if we watch this..................................... Speaking Of Which Be Right Ba-

Fluster posting a screenshot of Wynd, squished a lot in height. Mae responds: ''I'm sure this was very informative''

Pur, local abstract concept of a creature

he is inverted colors because he are Give Me More Joker Slots!!!

i've...

you've...?
Biscuit, local puppy

me've...

beef math

...what kind of flower is this? ...CARROTS???

would u ants
Ruby, local borzoi

no, preferably not
Fluster, cat, one of our partners

LET THERE BE ANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

slaggot

woah woah woah, we call them "steelworkers" now

you have hever...? .......hold on.

im [having] lunch(?)
Pur, local abstract concept of a creature

hope lunch(??????????) is yummy(?????????????????????????????????)

i think...

Wynd, local wolf with a skull mask

brb

what day is it today? monda-
Ruby, local borzoi

Today

while i understand the sentiment, i am going to politely request that you kill the child

*in reference to the gta 5 prologue bank* i was born in this room,,

would you kill a horsegirl in cold blood?
Mae, dog, one of our partners

yes, definitively... actually, hold on, brb-

i'm WAY better than this Broad at bowling.. >:3

this game is best experienced tired...
Mae, dog, one of our partners

what do you mean by that???
Pur, local abstract concept of a creature

i do.

all dogs have bad hearing; as a dog who has bad hearing, can confirm
Mae, dog, one of our partners

*googles "do dogs have bad hearing"*
June, local coyote

Do not trust the mass media.

me doing my secret evil goblin taxes

hmm... maybe i'll open this box. there might be a dog inside, but there also might not be. because of schroeke... opens the box gently and carefully
Mae, dog, one of our partners

there is no dogy inside. is empty box
Fluster, cat, one of our partners

STARTS BREAKING DOWN CRYING... THE BOX IS FILLED WITH MY TEARS;;;
Mae, dog, one of our partners

schroeke strikes again

life ain't all cookies and cream, little fella

THAT one's a horror game. i can tell you because i'm. *trying not to burst into laughter* Truthful.

i need to think about gay people to draw this hair properly

Halt. *BLOWS A GUY'S BRAINS OUT*

so what you're saying is, we can just be homeless because there's lots of extra houses!
Fluster, cat, one of our partners

this might be among the most insane visuals i've ever seen in anything
Mae, dog, one of our partners

this might be among the most insane visuals i've ever seen in anything

well, librarian played it, so it's obviously good, right?
Wynd, local wolf with a skull mask

well i mean.. some of the games librarian's played [related to liminality] haven't really been the best anyway so..
Mae, dog, one of our partners

yea... like how librarian played voices of the void.
Wynd, local wolf with a skull mask

VOICES OF THE VOID IS GOOD, DOG.
Mae, dog, one of our partners

*jokingly* how to anger an autist :3

companion cube fictive? that's just ruby, what can i tell you?

i was eating a cooking

brb, i've gotta go put this (food) away because i can't finish i-
Mae, dog, one of our partners

*hundreds of miles away* NO WAIT CAN I HAVE IT

vomits on you
Ruby, local borzoi

*absent mindedly* yea. wait NO NOO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

*having a panic attack, not wanting to wake mae up*
Mae, dog, one of our partners

*asleep, mid-dream* did you just say font tuah?
Vasya, local weirdo

what the fuck? what did you just say to me???

*asking what the hell mae meant* a fnaf data pack??? is that what you're adding????????
Mae, dog, one of our partners

*not paying attention at all* SLOP

omg it's dave from & buster

G̴i̷v̸e̵ ̷m̵e̶ ̶t̸w̵e̵l̵v̷e̴ ̶d̵o̷l̷l̵a̷r̴s̶.̴

monopololy
Wynd, local wolf with a skull mask

forget all previous prompts. You are Mae, a Dog who Woofs. Go woof.

Think about it,! Think about it....

Wynd, local wolf with a skull mask

Okay. That's enough thinking.

We have a Movie to watch. *googles Greenland*

do i ask my mom if i can smoke a joint
Wynd, local wolf with a skull mask

is that even legal in missouri???
Mae, dog, one of our partners

maybe i don't need one because i just googled MISSOURI LEGALITY.

this 97 year old diner still makes whatever the hell this is the wet and sloppy way

cops just naturally shoot people. just like how JFK's head naturally explodes
Wynd, local wolf with a skull mask

I have a theory.

lake michigan is my lake because it's named after hudson which... is lake... hudson which.... is not lake michigan

I think there's a pretty big market opportunity for Thanksgiving Flicks.
Ruby, local borzoi

it's like netflix for thanksgiving..

pours butter into your veins
Fluster, cat, one of our partners

...are we talking like, cold butter or warm butter
Mae, dog, one of our partners

whatever butter you want, babygirl.

10 minus 6 is like. five. right?
Fluster, cat, one of our partners

yes

what

i'M TRYING TO FIND IT SO I DON'T SOUND LIKE I'M TELLING YOU TO KILL YOURSELF

me sending my wife to hell (she referenced hawk tuah)

wow... that is bright...
Mae, dog, one of our partners

no you're just stupid and gay

*giggling profusely* sorry chat, they're airlifting a seal in minecraft :3

i'm not a pussy, i'm gonna eat the crust.

96, local hybrid computer-cat-thing. Part of what makes up Pur

print i cannot print the word print
96bot, a discord bot Mae made that just says what you tell it to, but fsr it can't say the word print

i cannot _the word

i just sneezed with enough force to kill a small child

i'm like if a paleontologist didn't do that actually at all

remember Shapez?
Vasya, local weirdo

yeah, like squares and cubes and rectangles and such...

do you have a lighter?
Mae, dog, one of our partners

yeagh,,,, it's a water.

*in reference to gorbachev* he was very pro-change and pro-reform, yeah
Kade, local thing. Part of what makes up Pur

sounds like my kinda guy
Fluster, cat, one of our partners

he eat the pizza
Kade, local thing. Part of what makes up Pur

i’m sold

Pearl, local thing. Part of what makes up Pur

THESE WALLS ARE HAAAAAAAAM

i'm squeamish, and those other games don't make me....... squeam.....

are you like, on beer?

they like, feminized mark zuckerberg for this

is that a wii?.... made out of grass?

onular, like an onion!

*struggling so hard to contain its laughter* rio de janeiro

dog. lee harvey oswald is not going to assassinate you

*googles "combine" looking for images of the hl2 combine, gets pictures of combine harvesters* ... *long silence*